Bilal - younger siblings...

So it is the second week of half term and I woke up at 7am to find Billy standing over me whilst I was still in bed. I was a little startled to say the least.

Me: What r u doing?
Billy: Checking you’re still breathing.

Me: What? Why?

Billy: You weren’t moving...

Okay, I know I should be flattered he cares at all, but it is still a little bit weird! Anyway off I went to uni and later in the day upon my return...

Billy: Why don’t you snore?

Me: *A little taken aback* Err... what?

Billy: Well, I thought about all day today. The reason I thought you were dead is because you weren’t snoring. *looks satisfied with his answer* (What the hell, he spent the whole day thinking about it?)

Me: Okay and you thought that if a person doesn’t snore this means that they’re dead?
Billy: *shrugs*

Me: Well I don’t snore...

Billy: I know u don’t. But WHY don’t you?

Me: Uff, because I’m normal?

Billy: *goes quiet*... So I’m abnormal then?
Me: *I laugh out loud*

Billy: Baji!!! Am I abnormal? Telll meeeeee!

Me: *silence*

Billy: *Silence and a shocked face* ... Nah!!! You’re kidding. Right? Right? Baj?

I know, I know... I’m a horrible person. Sometimes it is just way too tempting :P